Marie is going to a St. Patrick s Day party since her boyfriend is working and doesn t drink. When her beau s son, Johnny, finds out, he comments on the fact that she s wearing too skimpy of an outfit, and that it s not even green. Marie doesn t just tell Johnny she s wearing green panties, she shows him. Johnny ends up kissing more than the Blarney Stone on St. Paddy s Day, and finds gold at the end of the rainbow. Talk about the luck o the Irish. Slainte!