Meet Sardu, maniacal master of ceremonies at a way-off-Broadway theatre where the sadistic stage proceedings include dismemberment, human dart boards, amateur dentistry, and using a straw to (what else?) suck blood and brains. Well, at least there's no singing cats! Grisly low-budget shocker with a cult following stars Seamus O'Brien, Louie DeJesus, Viju Krim. Director's cut; 91 min