The inhabitants of planet Areola are quickly becoming extinct, and one Earth penis could save them all. Not just any penis - a perfect penis. Experimentation with an imperfect penis WILL result in deadly tit-lasers. With Areola's impending doom, Captain Sheridan knew she must send Jessie Lee to complete the mission. Why Jessie? ...Well, because she likes dick a lot. Surely this Earth human male, Seth Gamble of Tarzana, at this bar establishment would never lie about having the perfect penis. What kind of guy lies about his cock?